- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

VITAMIN C!

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

justin beiber sucks

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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