- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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