What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

the game

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Kys

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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