- Anti Joke

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.