whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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