- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What? Huh?

mikey is cute

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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