- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Once there was a girl named Andrea

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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