What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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