- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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