A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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call me maybe.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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