- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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