- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?