What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Poop.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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