Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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