What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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