A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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