- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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