Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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