- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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