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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

vote this down and i will DOX you

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