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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

PICKLES

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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