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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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