- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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