- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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