- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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