- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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