Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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