- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

How about that airline food?

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

an emo girl walked into a white room

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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