Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

what is orange? an orange

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

human centipede

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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