What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Women's rights.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

women's rights

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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