- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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