- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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