- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What has two legs? Half a cat

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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