- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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