Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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