- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Gustavo Andrade

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

roses are red violets should be purple

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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