Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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