- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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