- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Your gay

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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