Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Once upon a time, The end.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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