Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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