- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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