Sarah Palin.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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The WPGA tour

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