Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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kieran is a homosexual

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Sarah Palin.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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