A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Where's my tractor?

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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