What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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who else is on here?

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Sloths

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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