- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

No it doesnt..

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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