what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Cliterus

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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