- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Small Penis.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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