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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Charlie Sheen

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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