- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

No it doesnt..

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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