What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Balls

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do black people eat? Food.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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