Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

All of these jokes are about white people

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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