What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Click here to end the world.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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