- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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