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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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