In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

hers a joke... japanese people

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

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