Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

antijoke is the best website.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Anti Joke

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