- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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