- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Black people are the scum of the earth

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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