So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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