What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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