Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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