- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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