- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Take wrong turns

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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