2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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