what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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