What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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