- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

hola said the chinese man

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

field day?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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