- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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