what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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