- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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