why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why? Because.

a black man pays his child support

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

call me maybe.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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