A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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