Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Bitch

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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