- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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