- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

In soviet Russia...things are different

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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