Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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