What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What comes after 69? 70

Your so gay, that you like men!

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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