What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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