Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

your face is kinda funny

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What is older than history?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

who is really lanky? james cornish

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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