Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

an ethopian thanksgiving

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Your life

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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