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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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