who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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