- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Actually it was me Josh brown

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Charlie Sheen is winning

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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