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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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