What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A cat playing laser tag.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

roses are red poo is poo

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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