A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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