What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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