- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Knock knock Fuck off!

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