What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Albert your flies undone.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Guest what in the butt

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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