Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

kieran is a homosexual

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

lets bomb africa

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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