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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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