if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

How about that airline food?

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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