- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Good job, son.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

how do you call someone? use a phone

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

can you pass the soap?

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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