So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Your mother is so fat.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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