- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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