- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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