Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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