- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Charlie Sheen is winning

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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