- Anti Joke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head