- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What is older than history?

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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