- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Neither did she.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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