Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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