- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

your face is kinda funny

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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