A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

penis. nuff said.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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