- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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