How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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One time i was sitting down

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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